Articles written by: Hope Gately

Outdoorphins: Proof that Outdoorsy Folks are Happier
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Outdoorphins: Proof that Outdoorsy Folks are Happier

Alex and I have been friends for nearly 9 years and, boy, do we make an unlikely pair. He’s a 6ft something, 200plus pound, sexy black man and I’m a 5’7, curvaceous, and (might I add) dead sexy, white girl. One thing we have had in common in recent years […]

Rock Me Baby: 5 Reasons Climbing Makes You Good in the Sack
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Rock Me Baby: 5 Reasons Climbing Makes You Good in the Sack

Let’s talk about sex…giggle, giggle ( Last song reference, I promise): Birds do it, bees do it, educated fleas do it. Hell, even climbers do it. If you’re shocked then you clearly haven’t spent enough time scoping out (and perhaps creepily taking pictures of) sexy, climbing, hardbodies like this girl. […]

Hand to Rock: Climbing for Beginners Who are Out of Shape and Don’t Have a Clue
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Hand to Rock: Climbing for Beginners Who are Out of Shape and Don’t Have a Clue

Hey, chubby! Yeah, you! I can tell that there’s a svelte, sexy, animal of a rock-climber hiding under that soft and flabby exterior. Perhaps you have some climber friends and you’re jealous of the rippling back muscles. Perhaps you just think climber chicks are hot and wanna impress them. Or, […]

Rock On: How to Not Break-Up with Your Climbing Obsessed Boyfriend
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Rock On: How to Not Break-Up with Your Climbing Obsessed Boyfriend

“Babe, I’m so sorry. I can’t snuggle with you for even ten extra minutes this morning. I gotta go blowtorch some ice off a boulder in the woods so I can send my project.” Sound familiar? If so, two things are mostly true for you: You’re dating a hot, muscled, […]

The Top 5 Outdoor Sports for Girly-Girls:
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The Top 5 Outdoor Sports for Girly-Girls:

Hey, girl. You sure are cute with your tight-fitting designer jeans, meticulously manicured nails, and 6 inch stripper heels (This is where the Ryan Gosling Meme ends)…But, for the love of all that is good in this world, ditch your platforms for a hot minute and get that vinyasa toned […]